~~~*Hollz Hallway*~~~: May 2007

A Place for me to say whatever the hell I want

Thursday, May 31, 2007

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Pointless Pics.. just thought i would share

Its almost 3;00 am, I slept the day away today so now im not very tired.. Im just sitting here surfing the net and I came across some pics that i though I would share....

Love the apron but Ive smoked fatter joints then the dick.. hahaha

WTF?? I dont know what the hell this is soppose to be, does anyone else???

This is somewhere I wish i was right now, Its so beautiful

Thought this was a wicked pic..

hahahah This is messed up. It took me a minute to clue in to what it was, the 2 head thing confused me a little lol... Did it trick you?

Just some funky Art!!

K Im off to bed.... Good Night All!!

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Happy HNT!

Im late! I usually always have my pic up by midnight on wednesday night but I was sooo tired last night that i fell asleep at 9;30.. I'm still soo tired, it must be the weather or something!

It is so hot out there today, I didnt even really bother stepping foot outside. I cant stand when its to hot !

I had some awesome pictures taken for hnt this week but unfortunately my computer fucked up and I lost them all. GRRRRRRR

So heres my Hnt for this week, Me smelling some beautiful lilacs.. Hellas Mom was nice enough to let me pick some from her house... Happy HNT!!!!!!!

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Monday, May 28, 2007

Awesome Party!!!

Jellow Shooters anyone?

My party on Saturday night was awesome, A good crowd showed up and everyone seemed to get along great.. I was lucky to celebrate with a bunch of my friends and even 2 friends i hadent seen in 10 years or so...

What can I say, It was GOOD TIMES man.. We had a few noise complaints, My neighbour came outside and got a little pissy but nothing big.. However the asshole across the yard was a rude prick.. It was 11;05 on a saturday night and everyone was singing happy birthday to me and waiting for me to blow out my candles... Right in the middle of the song a voice yells out " Hey, SHUT THE FUCK UP" My landlord wasent impressed... He yelled back at the guy and told him where to go... I thought that was very rude like at least wait untill everyone is done singing lol.

Heres one of my favourite pics of the night of all the girls

I thought it turned out pretty good:)

Our Hella was there of course, She left me for a while but she was back and hammered within no time.

*sidenote* thanks again for the present Hella

I had a Blast and I cant wait to do it all over again..

I'm off to bed now Im still sooo tired from the weekend...

When I wake up in the morning I'll be 26!!!! Holy smokes I;m getting old:)

L8R everyone ~xoxo~

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Friday, May 25, 2007

I'm here for the party!

One more day!!!!!!

Tomorrow is my party and Im super excited, I have a shitload of running around to do today. I'm hoping the weather is good. It better not rain:)

I wish all of my blogger friends could come but thats just not possible considering most of you live very far from me, Dont worry though I will be sure to have a drink for all of you:)

Pictures of the party will be posted next week sometime and I'm sure they will be interesting.. I'll be sure to get some good shots of Hella for you exile:) (haha)

Hope everyone enjoys their weekend, I know I will..

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Wednesday, May 23, 2007

Its Hnt again:)

The World's Like a Flower
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The world’s like a flower

Either fallen or grown

The leaves cover secrets

And the pedals are shown

We're like a flower

The world's like a rose

Every rose has its thorns

If we make a mistake

The skin gets torn

We're like a flower

The world's like a daisy

Pretty and bright

We all have our colors

But in a way we're just right

We're like a flower

The world's like a flower

All the thorns will pass through

The world's like a flower

Just waiting to bloom

Happy Hnt All!

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Tuesday, May 22, 2007

I have No title

How was everyones May 24 long weekend? Mine was Good , Had a few drinks, chilled with some friends and saw some fireworks...
I'm looking forward to this upcoming weekend, I'm havin a 26th Birthday party for me here on saturday and I have friends coming that I havent seen for like 10 years...I'm so excited!!! My Birthday isent actually untill next week but we picked the closest weekend to party on.

Bring on the Drinks!!!!!

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Thursday, May 17, 2007

blah!

Not feeling very happy today, I am super stressed about money. I am looking for a job, any job just so i can get the creditors off my ass.. They are so rude, they dont care how you get the money or how you feel all they care about is getting what you owe them.. I can understand they want the money and that it is their job to ask for it but is it necessary to be so damn rude??? Me and my Fiance arent getting along all that great ither due to our money situation... (how fun) I hate feeling this way, all i wanna do is sleep!

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Wednesday, May 16, 2007

lei-ed Hnt

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Sunday, May 13, 2007

Hell of a Night!

Dont you love the feeling of being exausted after a long night of drinking! lol! I dont, but the fun i had last night was worth it.

I threw my 1st get together last night and it was a blast.. Originally I was just havin 2 of my friends over to take it easy and hang out for a while. That all changed when Hella came over and said she had a big bottle of vodka for me and her to get in to...

So of course when Hella mentioned the word vodka we didnt waste any time, We were feeling pretty good within the hour.. We were sitting outside enjoying the nice weather (it was a bit chilly though)

I was on the phone and all the sudden I hear Hella start laughing her ass off, I look up and I see in some serious doggy porn going on right in my yard.....

Ok as funny as this is i havent got to the best part yet...... OMG!

The sheppard (dog on top) "pulls out" and of course his unit is hanging out (which is so nasty by the way) Hella says, " aw come on man, put the lipstick back in the tube"

Now that was some seriously funny shit, I think i may have pee'd a little because i was laughing so hard.

I've never heard that expression before, I always call a dogs unit a pink crayon.. lol I have to say though honestly the dog was better hung then my X boyfriend... lol, How sad is that?!

Anyways as the night went on We continued to drink

A few more friends showed up and it was good times for the rest of the night

It was a good night, I am looking forward to my Birthday Party in 2 weeks, I am having a bunch of people over as well and its going to be so FUN! woo hoo

I think I'll end my post with a drunken pic of Hollz and Hella:)

lol Good times!!

Labels: doggy porn, Friends, Hella, Hollz, lipstick, pink crayon, vodka

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Friday, May 11, 2007

My personality type!

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Mothers day weekend...

Happy Mothers day to all the mothers out there.. I'm not a mom yet but i enjoy this day because i think it is important to show your mom how much you appreciate and love her...

Sunday I am taking my mom out for brunch, the only problem is i have no money lol, I better start thinking about how im going to pay for that....My Mom is a wonderful person, I dont really see her a whole lot but i guess thats just the way things go...

Heres a pic of us, Its probably the shittest one of both of us but aw well..

Happy Mothers day Mom.. Love ya...

Hope everyone else has a great weekend!!!!

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Wednesday, May 09, 2007

Fuck off HNT

I have been real bad with my blog lately, I have been so busy with the move and trying to find a job that it has sucked all my spare time away.. Things are slowley coming together and I will start to be around alot more. I missed HNT last week and I was so mad at myself.. Hnt is not something i usually miss. This weeks hnt creeped up real once again and i wasent prepared so I am posting a pic of my man in the morning.. He wasent impressed that i was taking shots of him when he was brushing his teeth but oh well... He kept telling me to fuck off!! lol

Happy Hnt everyone, I promise next week i will be ready !!

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Sunday, May 06, 2007

Male and Female Showering Habits

This is so true!! lol (well most of it)

Shower like a woman...

Take off clothing and place it in a sectioned laundry hamper according to lights, darks, whites, man made or natural.
Walk to bathroom wearing long dressing gown. If husband seen along the way cover up any exposed flesh and rush to the bathroom.
Look at womanly physique in the mirror and stick out belly. Complain and whine about getting fat.
Get in shower. Look for facecloth, armcloth, loin cloth, long loofah, wide loofah and pumice stone.
Wash hair once with Cucumber and Lamprey shampoo with 83 added vitamins.Wash hair again with Cucumber and Lamprey shampoo with 83 added vitamins.
Condition hair with cucumber and lamprey conditioner with enhanced natural crocus oil. Leave on hair for 15 minutes.
Wash face with crushed apricot facial scrub for ten minutes until red raw.
Rinse conditioner off hair taking at least 15 minutes to make sure that it's all come off.
Shave armpits and legs. Consider shaving bikini area but decide to get it waxed instead.
Scream loudly when husband flushes toilet and water loses pressure and turns red hot.
Turn off shower.
Squeegee all wet surfaces in shower. Spray mould spots with Tilex. Get out of shower. Dry with towel the size of small African country.
Wrap hair in super absorbent second towel.
Check entire body for remotest sign of spots. Attack with nails and or tweezers (if you can find them).
Return to bedroom wearing long dressing gown and towel on head. If husband seen, cover up any exposed areas and then rush to bedroom to spend hour and a half getting dressed. ( *ok not so much*)

Shower like a man...

Take off clothes while sitting on bed and leave them in a pile.
Walk naked to bathroom. If wife seen, shake knob at her while shouting "Way Hey!!"
Look in mirror and suck in gut to see your manly physique.
Admire size of knob in mirror, scratch bollocks and smell fingers for one last whiff.
Get in shower.
Don't bother to look for wash cloth, don't need one.
Wash face.
Wash armpits.
Laugh at how loud farts sound in the shower.
Wash bollocks and the surrounding area.
Wash arse, leaving hair on soap.
Shampoo hair but do not use conditioner.
Make Mohican hairstyle with shampoo. Pull back curtain to see self in mirror.
Piss in shower.
Rinse off and get out of shower. Fail to notice water on floor because shower curtain outside bath for whole shower time.
Partially dry off.
Look at self in mirror, flex muscles and admire size of knob again.
Leave shower curtain open and wet bath mat on floor.
Leave bathroom light and fan on.
Return to bedroom with towel around waist. If you pass wife, pull off towel, grab knob, go "Yeah baby" and thrust pelvis at her.
Put on yesterday's clothes.

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Tuesday, May 01, 2007

famous last words

Love this song!

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